Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Robert Novak: Douchebag of Liberty
Jon Stewart famously came up with this moniker for Robert Novak, who also is known as the "Prince of Darkness" due to the rot that festers like a pus filled, highly infected wound, and for his dancing skills.
After Robert Novak helped out CIA agent Valerie Plame, there were no recriminations. This after all is no big deal. So Brewster-Jennings had to close as a CIA front company, and sure Valerie Plame's career was ruined. He still kept his day job writing a syndicated column in the Washington Post, and was bright and perky in his role as a commentator on CNN.
Tragically for "the douche", if I may call him that, he committed a worse sin than the aforementioned being a traitor. He swore and had a temper tantrum while on the air at CNN.
This was something that could not stand. Only Dick Cheney is allowed to use uncouth language without the political class getting the vapors. Fortunately for Novak, Fox News picked him up for a job, because they were experiencing a critical shortfall in obnoxious right wing commentators who are older than death. Novak needs to keep himself busy.
A side project of Novak's, which continues to this day, is to enrich himself while cozying up to leading politicians in Washington. Are you going to be in D.C. around September 25th? Perhaps you are on your honeymoon. Nothing says romance quite as well as hanging out with a politician, Robert Novak, and a group of corporate/concerned citizens like shelling out $595 to listen to a big shot like Bill Frist, Condi Rice, or Dick Cheney give you the inside scoop on what is occuring in D.C.
This is highly ethical and above the board. Robert Novak would never alter his coverage in favor of a politician who is paying for Bob's step aerobics class. He isn't that sort of guy. Dare, I say that attending this seminar is a patriotic obligation? To this observer, Novak's continuing career smells just like freedom.
Ben Gay too.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Republicans Object To Wrongdoing?
Robert Novak, traitor and columnist, pens another doozy today in his Evans and Novak political report. Evans has been dead for about forty years, but nobody has bothered to point this out to Novak.
Today, Novak comments on the David Vitter hooker scandal with some pure bullshit. Remember, it is Novak who leaked the fact that Valerie Plame worked at the CIA. His efforts closed down the CIA front company Brewster Jennings. Let me also reiterate that Novak is an asshole.
Unlike the embattled Rep. William Jefferson (D-La.), Vitter
is a Republican. His base will be much harder to mollify when it comes
to charges of wrongdoing. True, Jefferson is actually accused of
malfeasance in office (bribery), but Republicans are always held
to a higher standard by their own voters
Charges of wrongdoing? Oh, like outing a spy, torturing people, ignoring the geneva convention, dissing habaus corpus? That kind of wrongdoing?
If I was Van Helsing, I would splash holy water on Novak and be done with him.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
The Prince of Darkness
Robert Novak, the traitor who outed CIA operative Valerie Plame, is often referred to as Novakula or the Prince of Darkness. These lighthearted nicknames were bestowed upon Novak due to the fact that he is an asshole. Take a gander at the first paragraph of his latest offering entitled 'Socialism Medicine For Kids'.
WASHINGTON -- There is no need to wait until a new president is elected next year for the great national health care debate. It is underway right now, disguised as a routine extension of an immensely popular, non-controversial 10-year-old program of providing coverage to poor children. In fact, this proposal is the thin edge of the wedge to achieve the longtime goal of government-supplied universal health insurance and the suffocation of the private system.
Mean kids and their advocates are ruining our beloved HMO's by going to actual doctors when they can't afford to do so. Those ungrateful little fucking bastards.
Monday, June 11, 2007
That is the thrust of curmugeonly traitor Robert Novak's column today in the Post. Why does he still have a job with anybody other than Fox News btw?
One of his worst bits I will highlight in case you don't feel like reading the rest.
One Republican who did not watch her words last week was Washington lawyer Victoria Toensing: "If the president can pardon 12 million illegal immigrants, he can pardon Scooter Libby." Toensing is joining the procession supporting the still-unannounced run for president by Fred Thompson, who is unequivocal in his outrage over Libby's fate and asserts that he would pardon him.
Too much to digest there for me. Victoria Toensing is a real piece of work. She and Bob probably get along fabulously. It intrigues me though that the asshole and assholette faction of the GOP brainless trust are rallying behind Fred Thompson and his
Monday, May 21, 2007
Robert Novak, the prince of darkness, who helped out CIA agent Valerie Plame, and is a traitor to our country is now accusing the democrats of being tax raisers.
Novak can argue this because his ethical standards lie somewhere between Vlad the Impaler and Karl Rove (yes, it is a tight squeeze between them). Here is the Republican spin on taxes. Say taxes are at 30% for 50 years. A bunch of yahoos come in, and lower them to 2%. It is an insane policy. However, even if these tax rates were just in place for 1 year, if you suggested raising taxes back to 5%, you are a Godless tax hiker. It's a neat trick isn't it?
The democrats want to let the George W. Bush tax cuts expire, because they are fiscally irresponsible. But since everybody has ever forgotten about what the higher income groups paid, oh say six years ago, those dangerous Democrats are raising taxes by not renewing a tax break for the people who find virgin albino goats for Novak's midnight sacrifices.
I am suggesting that as part of our taxes each year, we are forced to go to DC and punch a traitorous columnist in the groin twice. Maybe next year we can reduce it to one punch, to lower our tax burden.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Denis Collins, a Washington journalist on the Scooter Libby jury, described sentiments in the jury room reflecting those in the Senate Democratic cloakroom: "It was said a number of times. . . . Where's Rove? Where are these other guys?" Besides presidential adviser Karl Rove, he surely meant Vice President Cheney and maybe President Bush. Oddly, the jurors appeared uninterested in hearing from Richard Armitage, the source of the CIA leak.
Why could that be Robert? Perhaps it was because the trial was focused on the perjury and obstruction of justice and not the leak? Could the jurors have been focused on Karl Rove and Cheney because Ted Wells used his opening arguments saying that Libby was being made a scapegoat for Karl Rove and Dick Cheney then didn't produce any evidence to support that claim? Could that be the reason why they wanted to hear from Rove and Cheney you dick?
The Libby trial uncovered no plot hatched in the White House. The worst news Tuesday for firebrand Democrats was that Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald was going back to his "day job" (as U.S. attorney in Chicago). With no underlying crime even claimed, the only question was whether Libby had consciously and purposefully lied to FBI agents and the grand jury about how he learned of Mrs. Wilson's identity.
Lies, lies, and more damned lies. Patrick Fitzgerald said he couldn't investigate what had happened exactly in the leak because Scooter "threw sand in the umpire's face" so it was impossible to figure out what happened.
It's obvious that things originated with Cheney giving instructions to Scooter Libby. It was Cheney who wanted to investigate Joe Wilson, and who Valerie Plame was. But with Scooter Libby lying about everything, it would be impossible to prove that Cheney was criminal in his actions because it's impossible to know what Cheney exactly told Libby because of the lying and obstruction of justice.
While my column on Wilson's mission triggered Libby's misery, I played but a minor role in his trial. Subpoenaed by his defense team, I testified that I had phoned him in reporting the Wilson column and that he had said nothing about Wilson's wife. Other journalists said the same thing under oath, but we apparently made no impression on the jury.
How fucking stupid do you take us to be Novakula? Rudy Guiliani didn't bang his third cousin, so obviously he didn't sleep with his second cousin either. I think you made a perfect impression of who and what you are on the jury btw. That is why Scooter probably shouldn't have called you to the stand.
