Sunday, July 01, 2007

The Prince of Darkness

Robert Novak, the traitor who outed CIA operative Valerie Plame, is often referred to as Novakula or the Prince of Darkness. These lighthearted nicknames were bestowed upon Novak due to the fact that he is an asshole. Take a gander at the first paragraph of his latest offering entitled 'Socialism Medicine For Kids'.

WASHINGTON -- There is no need to wait until a new president is elected next year for the great national health care debate. It is underway right now, disguised as a routine extension of an immensely popular, non-controversial 10-year-old program of providing coverage to poor children. In fact, this proposal is the thin edge of the wedge to achieve the longtime goal of government-supplied universal health insurance and the suffocation of the private system.

Mean kids and their advocates are ruining our beloved HMO's by going to actual doctors when they can't afford to do so. Those ungrateful little fucking bastards.