Showing posts with label john hinderaker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label john hinderaker. Show all posts
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Powerline's John Hinderaker Fails the Turing Test
John Hinderaker believes that Barack Obama is critically wounded as a Presidential candidate because he doesn't understand the dynamics in the middle east. Hinderaker is as stupid as using a toaster to dry wet paper towels, but with less charm and wit. Hinderaker, or "Assrocket" as his friends call him believes that Osama wants us to leave Iraq even though it was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Assrocket worships Bush. Barack Obama is suggesting a policy diametrically opposed to what the commander guy says is the course of action. This does not compute, and like he announced when tying his shoes befuddled him, Hinderaker metaphorically says velcro is our only option.
To say that Barack Obama is not ready for prime time understates the case. He isn't ready for a 3:00 a.m. infomercial.
Yes, that is true. I suggest we start a grassroots campaign for Ron Popeil. The man just makes a lot of sense. He's a business man, just like the President.
"We cannot win a war against the terrorists if we're on the wrong battlefield," Obama said. "America must urgently begin deploying from Iraq and take the fight more effectively to the enemy's home by destroying al-Qaida's leadership along the Afghan-Pakistan border, eliminating their command and control networks and disrupting their funding."
Our military commanders have repeatedly stated that the number one foe they are fighting in Iraq is al Qaeda. Al Qaeda's leadership has declared Iraq the main front in their war against civilization. Zawahiri has urged radical Muslims to "hurry to Iraq." Bin Laden has declared Baghdad "the capital of the Caliphate."Iraq is the one place on earth where al Qaeda has chosen to risk its prestige on an effort to engage our forces, exhaust our patience, and drive us from the field.
Our military commanders on the ground are the people hand picked by Bush because they agree with him, or are craven enough to nod their heads politely while the crazy man rambles. Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia is not "Al Qaeda". They started as a local group inspired by Osama. You know, the guy who got away because we pulled troops out of the Aghanistan/Pakistan border to catch us some
Let me remind everybody that Hinderaker went to the Bill Frist school of video diagnosis and thought that Terri Schiavo just had a few bumps and bruises,but I digress.
Is it possible that Obama is unaware of these basic facts? Can he possibly not understand that if we desert Iraq, al Qaeda will thrive there, and will claim a propaganda victory far bigger than the September 11 attacks? Whereas, if we defeat al Qaeda in Iraq, that organization will be seen throughout the Muslim world as a spent force?
If you are going to be a puppet, please puppet Cheney. This kind of reasoning is pure Bush. Al Qaeda is going to thrive all over Iraq, especially in the Kurdish and Shia regions. They also are going to dominate the secularists left in the country, as well as all the other religious factions. Why? George Bush said so. QED.
We can only take Obama at his word. Based on his own statements, he should not be allowed anywhere near the levers of power in our government.
Dude, I wouldn't trust you with the levers to my Wii gaming system. My two year old is doing quite nicely at bowling and golf. He also has a bit of common sense.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Media Matters documents the lies told by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth for John Hinderaker of Powerline who apparently is too stupid to know when things are factually incorrect, or too cynical to care. Hinderaker is claiming that Swift Boat Vet claims have never been substantially challenged. I think he is also documenting the fact that Iraq lead the world in flower deliveries as they greet us as liberators.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
John Hinderaker (aka Assrocker) has decided to set the record straight on the democrats pulling out of the Nevada debate that was scheduled to be hosted by Fox News.
More trouble for the Democratic Party, as the nutroots continue to push the party into a far left corner. It's now being reported that the Democrats are pulling out of a scheduled August debate in Nevada on Fox News. The stampede started when John Edwards said that he wouldn't participate in the debate, on the theory that Fox isn't liberal enough for the Democrats. The Edwards campaign announced this "principled" decision in an email to the nutroots' beehive, the Daily Kos. The rest of the party has now fallen into line, as none of the contenders apparently was willing to risk the displeasure of the party's nuttiest fringe.
That's good for the Republicans, bad for the Democrats. The original idea of the Nevada debate was to appeal to swing voters in the western states.
Ok, I am sure that Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Militant Madrass teacher was behind this. Or perhaps it was that pedophile Mark Foley (D-Florida). No wait, I think it was that faggot John Edwards. Fox News consultant Ann Coulter, fairly unbalanced, doesn't really like that wussy. Perhaps the democrats are upset for no good reason at all. Just because Fox News hosts call them traitors, scum, fifth columnists, un-american, and names not fit to print all day long doesn't mean that a panel of Britt "I love my dead gay son" Hume, Sean "4 1/2" cut" Hannity, and Bill "Pass the loofah" O'Reilly couldn't be fair.
I got a sneak peak at some of the questions. This is just tough journalism.
Senator Obama, you are pretty dark. My ancestors used to buy you. What gives you the right to rule over me?
Senator Clinton is it true that you are a lesbian, and had affairs with Vince Foster and Web Hubbell? Why don't you quit straddling the fence?
Senator Richardson, you claim to be an illegal immigrant, but Richardson is a European name. Who are you trying to kid here?
Joe Biden-- Good work on the Bankruptcy Reform Bill. Why do you plagiarize European leaders when our hero President Bush has so many quotable things to say? Do you hate America?
The democrats are just big wimps. Fox was going to ask the questions Rush Limbaugh's viewers wanted to know. There are a lot of swing voters in that group who are this close to voting for somebody from the democrat party.
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