Showing posts with label assrocket. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assrocket. Show all posts

Thursday, April 19, 2007



Powerline Just Makes Things Up

Media Matters documents the lies told by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth for John Hinderaker of Powerline who apparently is too stupid to know when things are factually incorrect, or too cynical to care. Hinderaker is claiming that Swift Boat Vet claims have never been substantially challenged. I think he is also documenting the fact that Iraq lead the world in flower deliveries as they greet us as liberators.

Saturday, March 10, 2007



Fox News Too Fair & Balanced For Democrats?

John Hinderaker (aka Assrocker) has decided to set the record straight on the democrats pulling out of the Nevada debate that was scheduled to be hosted by Fox News.

More trouble for the Democratic Party, as the nutroots continue to push the party into a far left corner. It's now being reported that the Democrats are pulling out of a scheduled August debate in Nevada on Fox News. The stampede started when John Edwards said that he wouldn't participate in the debate, on the theory that Fox isn't liberal enough for the Democrats. The Edwards campaign announced this "principled" decision in an email to the nutroots' beehive, the Daily Kos. The rest of the party has now fallen into line, as none of the contenders apparently was willing to risk the displeasure of the party's nuttiest fringe.

That's good for the Republicans, bad for the Democrats. The original idea of the Nevada debate was to appeal to swing voters in the western states.

Ok, I am sure that Barack HUSSEIN Obama's Militant Madrass teacher was behind this. Or perhaps it was that pedophile Mark Foley (D-Florida). No wait, I think it was that faggot John Edwards. Fox News consultant Ann Coulter, fairly unbalanced, doesn't really like that wussy. Perhaps the democrats are upset for no good reason at all. Just because Fox News hosts call them traitors, scum, fifth columnists, un-american, and names not fit to print all day long doesn't mean that a panel of Britt "I love my dead gay son" Hume, Sean "4 1/2" cut" Hannity, and Bill "Pass the loofah" O'Reilly couldn't be fair.

I got a sneak peak at some of the questions. This is just tough journalism.

Senator Obama, you are pretty dark. My ancestors used to buy you. What gives you the right to rule over me?

Senator Clinton is it true that you are a lesbian, and had affairs with Vince Foster and Web Hubbell? Why don't you quit straddling the fence?

Senator Richardson, you claim to be an illegal immigrant, but Richardson is a European name. Who are you trying to kid here?

Joe Biden-- Good work on the Bankruptcy Reform Bill. Why do you plagiarize European leaders when our hero President Bush has so many quotable things to say? Do you hate America?


The democrats are just big wimps. Fox was going to ask the questions Rush Limbaugh's viewers wanted to know. There are a lot of swing voters in that group who are this close to voting for somebody from the democrat party.

Friday, March 09, 2007



Powerline Excited About Hunt For Bin Laden

The Telegraph says that American special forces have entered Pakistan to track down bin Laden and Zawahiri. It also says that Dick Cheney and Deputy CIA Director Stephen Kappes showed Musharraf "satellite photographs and details of communications intercepts" last week, presumably to demonstrate that bin Laden is in Pakistan, and that we have a pretty good idea where.

It's way too early to get excited about this. There have been any number of times over the years when the hunt for bin Laden has seemed to heat up. One day, maybe we'll wake up and find that he's met his just reward, as happened with Zarqawi. Until then, there is no point in getting excited.


You know it has to be a pretty shitty week for Republicans when John "the assrocket" Hindraker is excited about the hunt for Osama. Commander Cuckoo Bananas has said he hasn't given a shit for years. I find it outrageous that the party you shill for like a cheap $20 an hour whore has enabled Bush to ignore Osama, on his suicidal quest to avenge Daddy's honor in Iraq.

One day, maybe we'll wake up and find out that you met your just reward, and your Time Blog of the Year award turns into a big steaming pile of turd.