Saturday, July 14, 2007

Powerline's John Hinderaker Fails the Turing Test

John Hinderaker believes that Barack Obama is critically wounded as a Presidential candidate because he doesn't understand the dynamics in the middle east. Hinderaker is as stupid as using a toaster to dry wet paper towels, but with less charm and wit. Hinderaker, or "Assrocket" as his friends call him believes that Osama wants us to leave Iraq even though it was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Assrocket worships Bush. Barack Obama is suggesting a policy diametrically opposed to what the commander guy says is the course of action. This does not compute, and like he announced when tying his shoes befuddled him, Hinderaker metaphorically says velcro is our only option.

To say that Barack Obama is not ready for prime time understates the case. He isn't ready for a 3:00 a.m. infomercial.

Yes, that is true. I suggest we start a grassroots campaign for Ron Popeil. The man just makes a lot of sense. He's a business man, just like the President.

"We cannot win a war against the terrorists if we're on the wrong battlefield," Obama said. "America must urgently begin deploying from Iraq and take the fight more effectively to the enemy's home by destroying al-Qaida's leadership along the Afghan-Pakistan border, eliminating their command and control networks and disrupting their funding."

Our military commanders have repeatedly stated that the number one foe they are fighting in Iraq is al Qaeda. Al Qaeda's leadership has declared Iraq the main front in their war against civilization. Zawahiri has urged radical Muslims to "hurry to Iraq." Bin Laden has declared Baghdad "the capital of the Caliphate."Iraq is the one place on earth where al Qaeda has chosen to risk its prestige on an effort to engage our forces, exhaust our patience, and drive us from the field.

Our military commanders on the ground are the people hand picked by Bush because they agree with him, or are craven enough to nod their heads politely while the crazy man rambles. Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia is not "Al Qaeda". They started as a local group inspired by Osama. You know, the guy who got away because we pulled troops out of the Aghanistan/Pakistan border to catch us some snipesweapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Al Qaeda is as strong as ever. Osama is quite alive.You are an idiot.

Let me remind everybody that Hinderaker went to the Bill Frist school of video diagnosis and thought that Terri Schiavo just had a few bumps and bruises,but I digress.
Is it possible that Obama is unaware of these basic facts? Can he possibly not understand that if we desert Iraq, al Qaeda will thrive there, and will claim a propaganda victory far bigger than the September 11 attacks? Whereas, if we defeat al Qaeda in Iraq, that organization will be seen throughout the Muslim world as a spent force?

If you are going to be a puppet, please puppet Cheney. This kind of reasoning is pure Bush. Al Qaeda is going to thrive all over Iraq, especially in the Kurdish and Shia regions. They also are going to dominate the secularists left in the country, as well as all the other religious factions. Why? George Bush said so. QED.

We can only take Obama at his word. Based on his own statements, he should not be allowed anywhere near the levers of power in our government.

Dude, I wouldn't trust you with the levers to my Wii gaming system. My two year old is doing quite nicely at bowling and golf. He also has a bit of common sense.