Monday, July 16, 2007
David Vitter Is Getting Back To Work
David Vitter is expected back at work tomorrow. I have had breaks where it was really tough to drag myself in and face my colleagues and the clock, so I know how he feels (well almost). Last week, when the rumor broke about David Vitter possibly not just having missionary sex with his multiple hookers but dressing up in a diaper too, it amused me enough to write about it.
It also intrigued several people using Senate computers to google up "vitter diapers" and visit this site. By several, I mean alot. I don't know which members they were, or perhaps it was staffers, but alot of people who work with David Vitter are either interested in fashion tips from him, or are going to have a hard time not smirking when they walk next to him in the hallways.
Give the man credit. Who here amongst us would show up back to work so fast knowing that your colleagues think that you wear Depends because "You have a whole lot of kinking to do"?
Just saying.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Statute Of Limitations Is David Vitter's Friend
NOLA is reporting that David Vitter is legally in the clear anyways. Louisiana has a two year statute of limitations and D.C. three years. Sadly, they don't add on any time for running around in a diaper and being burped by a woman wearing fishnet stockings. Somehow they didn't hear about it.
More Vitter posts on the homepage.
Is David Vitter's Career Over? It Depends
The story that David Vitter visited the DC Madam's sex workers wasn't bad enough. There are now rumors that David Vitter visited alot of prostitutes in Louisiana, and oh there also is that gossip that David Vitter payed $300 a shot for the privilige of wearing diapers at the time he was being unfaithful to his wife and a major league hypocrite.
James Carville mentioned the diaper rumor on CNN yesterday, and Jay Leno joked about it as well last night on the Tonight Show. Whatever his media relations person is making in salary, it should be doubled right now. Millions of people have heard this story through Jay Leno especially as well as the internet. How does one dial back on this story while retaining dignity?
If it's true, there really isn't much that David Vitter can do other than resign and go into the witness protection program. If these rumors are false, Vitter being interviewed by Barbara Walters and describing that while he was wearing handcuffs and being peed on in the face, he was wearing BVD's the entire time won't help too much either.
It is quite a conundrum. The mouth breathing base were quite willing to forgive Vitter for one hooker, coming up with a myriad of creative excuses as to why this was no big deal and how they weren't being hypocrites since they wanted Clinton to resign.
Diapers kind of are the great equalizer. Until a democrat gets caught styling the new leak proof Huggies, they are going to be at a loss of words in their latest effort at cognitive dissonance.
Vitter better hope that sharks attack, a missing white woman who is attractive pops up on the radar screen, or that Nicole Ritchie states that Kevin Federline is the father of her baby.
It may be a load of crap, but a Senator in diapers is hard to ignore.
Update: Anybody with any more information on this story please email me. The source will be kept entirely confidential.
The Pampered Senator
James Carville and Jay Leno now both have mentioned the rumor that David Vitter, the Republican Senator from Louisiana, was paying prostitutes to have him dressed up in a diaper. Whatever gets you off I guess.
It seems to this observer that the more outspoken about being holier than thou you are, the more likely you are to stumble into a hotel room demanding meth from your male hooker.
I have heard that the kinkiest S&M stuff that comes by mail order in brown wrapped parcels is most popular in the hardest core bible belt states.
Repress the sex drive enough, the theory goes, and you too may be pooping in a pair of depends, slapping $300 down on a nightstand, and calling a hooker "mommy".
