Thursday, July 12, 2007
James Carville and Jay Leno now both have mentioned the rumor that David Vitter, the Republican Senator from Louisiana, was paying prostitutes to have him dressed up in a diaper. Whatever gets you off I guess.
It seems to this observer that the more outspoken about being holier than thou you are, the more likely you are to stumble into a hotel room demanding meth from your male hooker.
I have heard that the kinkiest S&M stuff that comes by mail order in brown wrapped parcels is most popular in the hardest core bible belt states.
Repress the sex drive enough, the theory goes, and you too may be pooping in a pair of depends, slapping $300 down on a nightstand, and calling a hooker "mommy".