Showing posts with label Michelle Bachmann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michelle Bachmann. Show all posts
Monday, July 16, 2007
Crazy Train
Just four days after returning from Baghdad, Rep. Michele Bachmann voted against a bill Thursday that would require U.S. forces to begin a troop withdrawal from Iraq within 120 days and move to a "limited presence" by April 1.
The troop-withdrawal measure passed the House on a 223-201 vote.
"There was no plan in the bill, it does nothing," Bachmann said. "There was no plan to leave Iraq, no plan for success in Iraq. No plan to move forward."
Bachmann said she believes the bill endangers U.S. troops.
"If you set a date certain on withdrawal, it's kind of the military equivalent of a football team giving the opposing team the play book," she said. "Why would you signal your endgame to your opponent?"
This is the same Michelle Bachmann, who tried to french George W. Bush at the state of the union address, as well as describe how hot and horny she was for Jesus. She is not very stable. So to her, we are doing quite a fine job in Iraq compared to the voices in her head. Bachmann sits in the Bob Dornan padded chair of congress since Katherine Harris was retired from the institution.
To the "substance" of her argument, I would like to point out that is ummm crazy. Moving a hundred thousand troops takes a lot of logistics. It's not like we are going to be there one day and overnight do "Operation Sneak Out The Window", and trick the terrorists. Damn, I bet they would feel burned if that really did happen though.
Why do we elect lunatics to congress? Don't we have enough purely evil people? The difference between a typical right wing member of congress and Bachmann is that she genuinely believes this crap and it's not just a talking point for her.
Minnesota, be very proud.
(H/T DumpMichelleBachmann)
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Do We Really Need To Export Our Crazies?
Michelle Bachmann, the craziest member of congress, is on a junket to Pakistan. This is not wise considering the lack of stability (of her and Pakistan). I have a special place in my heart for the person sitting in the Bob Dornan padded chair in congress, but here are a few reminders why she shouldn't be representing us in a volatile muslim country at this point in time.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Crazy Minnesota Republican Michelle Bachmann needs a support team behind her. You can't be this nuts without co-dependent individuals helping you stare up at the sun, before you get a bit dizzy and need helping hands to guide you. Michelle and Michael
Her husband Michael is one of those guys who deprogram the gay out of folks like Ted Haggard. He helps co-ordinate his wife's outfits and grew up a dairy farmer. He's a guy's guy. Have a look at Michael Bachmann at a fundraising event for the mental health challenged wife of his.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Since taking office last month, Sixth District U.S. House Rep. Michele Bachmann has taken her fair share of partisan shots and remained relatively quiet.
That certainly was the right approach in defending the affections she displayed toward President Bush at his State of the Union speech. And it also has worked in weathering predictable Democratic-based criticism of her (also predictable) votes in Congress.
But relative silence is not an option for Bachmann in the wake of her comments about Iraq made during a recent St. Cloud Times podcast.
She needs to fully explain either how she knows of a plan to split Iraq in half, or if she was talking over her head — way over her head — in making that statement.
That is yesterday's editorial from the St. Cloud Times,the editors baffled as to how Bachmann "learned" of plans to turn much of Iraq into the "Iraq State of Islam" as part of an Iranian plot. I am so hoping that God tells her to challenge Norm Coleman for the Senate seat. We need mental Michelle to continue emulating that path first trailblazed by Katherine Harris as it is important for mentally ill right wing women who wear to much make-up and have obsessive crushes on the Bush men are an important demographic in our society that need representation.
As an added bonus, here is Bachmann telling us how she is a "fool for Christ". Learn how "God" called her 2 days into a three day fast, demanding she run for congress.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Those of you who watched the SOTU speech saw Michelle Bachmann (batshit crazy-Minnesota) try to dry hump the President on the floor of the house after the speech. This is the same person who said she fasted for several days and prayed about running for the house. She is proof that there is balance in the universe. Crazy Bush lady Katherine Harris leaves the house, and the very same day Bachmann is there to take her place. There must be an unwritten law that there has to be one. Many of us were concerned enough to think the Secret Service ought to offer protection to the President from this lunatic whose husband's profession is deprogramming the gay out of people like Ted Haggard, and helping her pick snazzy outfits to wear. Those pink shoes were so killer!
Bachmann leaves us assured though that the President is in no way concerned about her juvenile high school cheerleader behavior. Condi might be jealous though. Bachmann relates:
"I was concerned that I had violated protocol. But I had gotten a call from the White House to assure me that they were not in the least offended. In fact they were happy to know that even a stoic Norwegian could show that might excitement about the president of the United States," Bachmann said.
Yup. Batshit crazy. When a President is at the low 30's in the poll, when even Barney is losing the faith, being a stalker of the President, isn't being "a stoic Norwegian". As a Norwegian-American all I can say is uff-da. As an added bonus, Michelle Bachmann stalks another man too in the following video. She is "hot" for Jesus. How would Christ measure up to W? Bachman thinks Shrub is quite buff.
"Dubya is an "awesome date," before adding, "He's so buff. He's like you, Jason, he has 1 percent body fat." "
What is the matter with people in Minnesota?
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