Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Mitt Romney has dressed up his candidacy with an endorsement by a prominent citizen of John McCain's home state. He has hired Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio as the honorary chair of his Arizona campaign. Joe Arpaio is the guy who makes prisoners wear pink underwear and eat green bologna in an apparent attempt to make the LSD smuggled into the prison seem more trippy. He is a swell fella.
The Romney camp appointed Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio Monday as honorary chair of the campaign in the state of Arizona.
"The first time I met the governor at a private meeting, first thing he said was 'How's the pink underwear doing?'" Arpaio told FOXNews.com Wednesday.
I am getting all verklempt. Romney will not answer questions about his magical underwear, yet he discusses the pink underwear sweaty prisoners use with a unique fella from the southwest and gives him a job.
With Rudy Giuliani already trying to shore up the drag queen voter portion of GOP primary voters, the undies are flying fast and furiously.
Next, Tom Tancredo discusses boxers or briefs, and the damned brown people who make them.
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