Showing posts with label magic underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magic underwear. Show all posts
Friday, March 09, 2007
NORFOLK, Va. -- Some students and alumni at an evangelical Christian university founded by Pat Robertson are upset with the commencement choice of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a Mormon.
"My initial reaction was, how could they do this?" said Lynne Gilham, a Columbus, Ohio, minister and former reporter who had posted a comment denouncing the choice on a ministry blog. She said she earned a master's degree in journalism from the school, Regent University, in 1992.
Gilham said Friday that she understands "evangelicals in an academic context need to be exposed to other viewpoints." But she fears inviting a speaker of the Mormon faith "would confuse young Christians who are not so firmly grounded in Christian doctrine."
Mitt is going to flash his magic underwear at the young fundamentalists and they suddenly will have the urge to research genealogy and knock on strangers' doors. Mitt's hair actually transmits the Salamander Tablets on rf frequencies that can be picked up by bluetooth transmitters from 250 yards away.
Mitt though is Pat's kind of christian. In fact, I have never heard Romney say a bad word about blood diamonds. Jesus bled on the cross, and some Liberians need to bleed so Pat can buy another mansion in the name of Christ or Joseph Smith. Amen.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Mitt Romney has dressed up his candidacy with an endorsement by a prominent citizen of John McCain's home state. He has hired Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio as the honorary chair of his Arizona campaign. Joe Arpaio is the guy who makes prisoners wear pink underwear and eat green bologna in an apparent attempt to make the LSD smuggled into the prison seem more trippy. He is a swell fella.
The Romney camp appointed Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio Monday as honorary chair of the campaign in the state of Arizona.
"The first time I met the governor at a private meeting, first thing he said was 'How's the pink underwear doing?'" Arpaio told FOXNews.com Wednesday.
I am getting all verklempt. Romney will not answer questions about his magical underwear, yet he discusses the pink underwear sweaty prisoners use with a unique fella from the southwest and gives him a job.
With Rudy Giuliani already trying to shore up the drag queen voter portion of GOP primary voters, the undies are flying fast and furiously.
Next, Tom Tancredo discusses boxers or briefs, and the damned brown people who make them.
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