Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Christopher A. Warner says he considers himself something of a maverick, a caring physician willing to challenge medical orthodoxy in order to help women.
That's why the 39-year-old board-certified obstetrician-gynecologist recently opened the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Washington in a red brick townhouse off Washington Circle. There, he is building a business as the first area physician to perform controversial procedures that use a laser to enhance sexual gratification by repairing tissue damaged by childbirth, to give women a "youthful aesthetic look" or to make those who are not appear to be virgins.
I can see a big market with the holy roller set. Say, you are Ann Coulter(46), and your 15 minutes of fame are finally up. You want to marry a man who loves Jesus, hunting, and bashing faggots but he also wants a virgin. So, you plop down some hard earned cash made from calling liberals traitors and you are fresh as a daisy all over again. Sure it's deceptive, totally unnecessary, and is sending an unhealthy message to women and men. But they said the same thing about Bill O'Reilly and Fox News hired him. Coincidentally, I hear he is in the market for a new woman to give the falafel to these days.
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