Monday, March 19, 2007

Dick Cheney Has Waited For This Day For Four Years

Today is the fourth anniversary of the war for Iraqi independence, or for their oil, or for WMD's, or Saddam tried to killed my daddy. I am not sure what story is operative at the moment. Here is Dick and Lynn Cheney being greeted with the tradional fourth anniversary gift of flowers by an adoring Kuwaiti royal familyIraqi crowd.

They really have greeted us at liberators. Dick Cheney, through barely disguised tears muttered "You like me, you really like me. Wahh wahhh wahhh wahhh". Lynn Cheney was busy writing 'Sisters II: Underneath the Burka' and was unavailable for comment.