Saturday, March 10, 2007

Bin Laden Hits The Big Five-O

Osama bin Laden, if he's alive, celebrates his 50th birthday on Saturday, and his friends in the Taliban prayed for his long life.

The al Qaeda leader's long silence has fueled speculation that the world's most-wanted fugitive may have died, though many in the international intelligence community reckon Islamist militant Web sites would circulate word of his death.

"He is alive. I am 100 percent sure," Taliban spokesman Mullah Hayatullah Khan told Reuters, adding that senior leaders were in touch with bin Laden, reinforcing a widely held view that he is hiding near the rugged Pakistan-Afghanistan border.

Bin Laden murdered 3,000 americans. Yet, we made sure Saddam Hussein, one of his rivals was executed. That should teach Osama a lesson. The lesson being that our government is dangerously incompetent though wasn't the lesson we should have been teaching.

So, Bin Laden is breathing on his fiftieth birthday, still uncaptured. Oh, and what ever happened to that anthrax mailer anyways? Never mind that Americans, go shopping at the malls, max out your credit cards. We have proof that Osama is actually running Iran now, so we must bomb any day now. We hear he has magically converted as a Shia, and is both North, South, East, and West of Tehran (He's actually quadruplets).

Commander Cuckoo Bananas is contemplating going after you Osama. Be wary. I would suggest not setting up shop near an oil field that Halliburton has it's eyes on, or you might be in serious danger. Otherwise, you will live as long as Castro as long as the Bush regime has it's way intellectually, and as a basic matter of incompetence.