Wednesday, February 14, 2007



In Where I Defend the President's Honor Against The Terrorists

CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's No. 2 said President Bush was an alcoholic and a lying gambler who wagered on Iraq and lost, according to a new audiotape released Tuesday.
Ayman al-Zawahri said in the tape that Bush has been forced to admit his failure in Iraq after he was "stubborn" and repeated the "lie, which he became addicted to, that he is winning" in Iraq and Afghanistan.

"Bush suffers from an addictive personality, and was an alcoholic. I don't know his present condition ... but the one who examines his personality finds that he is addicted to two other faults — lying and gambling," al-Zawahri said in the audiotape.


Now sure, Bush is a white knuckle alcoholic. I will give Al-Zawahri that one. Yes, he also is a liar. No doubt about that. But the gambling thing is just wrong. Bush probably didn't think of this as a gamble. His thinking is typically not that evolved or involved. It was probably more on the line of let's blow some shit up. So, I think Al-Zawahri is slandering our President, and needs to stop. Bush should challenge him to a duel or something along those lines, mano a mano like he did to his daddy back in the day.

Bush may be a degenerate, but he is not a degenerate gambler.Shame on you, you terrorist scum. Al-Zawahri must have been thinking of Bill Bennett.