Friday, February 23, 2007

Dick Cheney Acknowledges Thermometers AS Scientific

The vice president agreed that the earth is warming but, like President Bush, maintained there is debate over whether humans or natural cycles are the cause— a position that puts the administration at odds with the vast majority of climate scientists.

Color me impressed. He admits many people have had to cancel ski vacations, but the top scientists like Karl Rove remain unconvinced of why, so he is reserving judgement until the temperature reaches Hades.

Who the hell are these people? It would be fascinating to hook these people up to a polygraph to resolve the big unanswered question: Are they this fucking stupid or are they lying because they don't give a shit what happens in 50 years?