Showing posts with label laura schelssinger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laura schelssinger. Show all posts

Saturday, May 26, 2007



Our Enemies Are Very Cunning Indeed

The soldier son of talk radio relationship counselor Laura Schlessinger is under investigation for a graphic personal Web page that one Army official has called "repulsive."

The MySpace page, publicly available until Friday when it disappeared from the Internet, included cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation; photographs of soldiers with guns in their mouths; a photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned "My Sweet Little Habib"; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets.

Mike Paul, spokesman for Laura Schlessinger, released a statement which said, in part, "We hope all news media outlets will respect his privacy for his safety and the safety of those serving with him." In an interview with The Tribune, Paul suggested that the page could be a fake.

That was a contention echoed by Army spokesman Robert Tallman, who said "it may be possible that our enemies are actually behind this.

"Our enemies are adaptive, technologically sophisticated, and truly understand the importance of the information battlespace," Tallman continued. "Sadly, they will use that space to promulgate and disseminate untrue propaganda."


Yes. Osama is putting up fake myspace pages to discredit Dr. Laura's evil spawn. He also gave Mel Gibson that anti-semitic rant material. He encouraged Brittney Spears to check out of rehab early too.

Is there nothing this evil mastermind won't do to hurt celebrity Americans?

H/T Oliver Willis.

Sunday, May 20, 2007



Dr. Laura's Son Might Be Even Creepier Than Mommy

The soldier son of talk radio relationship counselor Laura Schlessinger is under investigation for a graphic personal Web page that one Army official has called "repulsive."
The MySpace page, publicly available until Friday when it disappeared from the Internet, included cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation; photographs of soldiers with guns in their mouths; a photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned "My Sweet Little Habib"; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets.
The site is credited to and includes many photographs of Deryk Schlessinger, the 21-year-old son of the talk radio personality known simply as Dr. Laura. Broadcast locally on 570 KNRS, "Family Values Talk Radio," the former family counselor spends three hours daily taking calls and offering advice on morals, ethics and values. She broadcast a show from Fort Douglas, in Salt Lake City, last week.

Here are a few pictures of Dr. Laura (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!). I think she was lecturing Deryk on moral values while she was posing for the camera. Here is more of what Dr. Laura's spawn had to say on his blog.
"Yes . . . F---ING Yes!!!" said one blog entry on the Schlessinger site. "I LOVE MY JOB, it takes everything reckless and deviant and heathenistic and just overall bad about me and hyper focuses these traits into my job of running around this horrid place doing nasty things to people that deserve it . . . and some that don't."

That's the spirit. Dr. Laura btw was berating military wives last week for being too wimpy, worrying about their husbands and the fathers of their children being gone in the Iraq hellhole. Looking at how little Schlesinger is doing over there, there minds can finally be brought to ease. The terrorists must just hate us for our freedoms. With fine people like fair Deryk as our ambassadors to the world, the tide shall turn any day now.