Thursday, June 14, 2007

Bush's Fringe Base Kicks Sand In His Face.

Ann Coulter's latest column is abrasive, obnoxious, and she isn't as funny as she thinks. The difference this time is that she is using her "charms" against President Bush. She even goes the Bush is a closet drunk route. There is more here than just the amusement factor of one of Bush's most deranged cheerleaders turning her guns on him.

President Bush was so buoyed by the warm reception he was given in Albania that he immediately gave all 3 million Albanians American citizenship, provided they learn Spanish. The offer was withdrawn when Bush found out most Albanians haven't broken any U.S. laws.

Bush keeps claiming he's dying to enforce the border, but he just can't do it unless we immediately grant amnesty to 12 million illegal aliens. I wonder if that worked on Laura Bush:

Laura: George, it's time you quit drinking.

George: OK, honey, let's discuss it over cocktails.

That is way over the top for a Republican talking about another Republican. They tend to frown on this sort of speech, Reagan's 11th commandment and all.

What the mouth breathing base has found at last is a scapegoat. Look, they are not as stupid as they act. They know Bush is an unpopular disaster. Immigration though is so unpopular with the flat earth society that this is finally a way in to distance themselves from the boy King without facing consequences for being disloyal.

Ann Coulter attempting this is like a skunk pointing at a prairie dog, and saying "it was him".