Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Deja Vu: Iran About To Get Nuclear Weapons

Iran has more than tripled its ability to produce enriched uranium in the last three months, adding some 1,000 centrifuges which are used to separate radioactive particles from the raw material.

The development means Iran could have enough material for a nuclear bomb by 2009, sources familiar with the dramatic upgrade tell ABC News.

The sources say the unexpected expansion is taking place at Iran's nuclear enrichment plant outside the city of Natanz, in a hardened facility 70 feet underground.

I have learned the identities of ABC News' sources. Like Karl Rove and Scooter Libby, I think outing is a fun idea. The sources on the centrifuges is some guy named Curveball. I have never heard of him before. Is he a baseball fan?

The source on the enriched uranium is somebody ABC calls "blossom of turd". The information on the Iran enrichment plant in Natanz comes from a high ranking government official who wears a pace maker, shoots lawyers, and is considered by some to be "a Dick", if you know what I mean. This detail about Natanz was confirmed by a source with the code name of Bahkmed Kalabi. ABC has this story down cold.

I am sorry ABC. This shit is not going to fly again. Give it a rest, that dog won't hunt. Do you think we are stupid? Oh no, not this shit again.

There is a ticking clock too. It ends in 2009. Oh dear. That means coincidentally that the next president won't have a chance to stop it. Only one brave leader will have to target this plant with nuclear tipped buster bunker bombs. Why did his favorite philosopher Jesus give him this cross to bear? George Bush needs to blow more shit up.