Wednesday, March 07, 2007



Dick Cheney Might Be A necrophilic Goat Fucking Satanist


There have been rumors to that effect. When is the last time anybody's seen Cheney and a live goat in the same room? Cheney allowed 9/11 to happen when Bush was reading a book that was pro-Oreamnos americanus. Coincidence? The satanist thing really is self explanatory. At Cheney fund-raisers you get 3 vials of pig's blood and black candles in your party bag after your chicken entrails dinner. Didn't it make you wonder? Like the cockroach, Cheney is indestructible. Pentagrams carved on the chests of babies really do prevent heart attacks from being fatal. It wasn't an internet rumor. Thanks Dick.