Saturday, February 10, 2007


Et tu Pootie poot?


Taking time off from assasinating journalists, suppressing Chechens, and other matters of state, Vladimir Putin has looked into Shrub's soul, and declared that Bush's bellicocity was leading to a nuclear arms race around the world.

"One state, the United States, has overstepped its national borders in every way," the Russian president said. "This is very dangerous. Nobody feels secure anymore because nobody can hide behind international law," he said, speaking through a translator. "This is nourishing an arms race with the desire of countries to get nuclear weapons."


Well, Bush has definately lost pootie-poot? Who's left? The poodle? Did I forget Poland?