Friday, February 16, 2007

Alberto Gonzales Finds Friendly Crowd For Speech

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales will deliver remarks to the Southern Baptist Convention Executive Committee on the Department's First Freedom Project, and hold a media availability immediately following on TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2007 at 3:30 P.M. CST.

Now some say that Abu Gonzales is a torture loving Bush sycophant. Just because his middle initial stands for rendition it would probably be something akin to a-hole profiling to hold that against him. It should be a good crowd. I mean, it took the Southern Baptist conference until 1995 to apologize for being pro-racist and slavery, so what in the hell are they going to badger him about? He hasn't added more gay abortion loving brown people on flights to dank prisons in undisclosed locations?

Anyways, it should be a fun event for all. Fruit punch and cookies are being served in the sanctuary. Babysitting will be available. If your civil liberties go missing, please donate $100,000 to the RNC and it should be taken care of promptly.